Watch Porn for 6 weeks and get paid £2,350… Your dream job?

• Applicant will be known as ‘Porn Jay’, and put together mix of audio clips
• Successful applicant to be given a computer, DVDs and private work space
• The right applicant must be experienced at watching porn
• £2,350 salay for six week work
• Thousands of applicants so far

Kristian, who owns The Hornsleth Bar, in Aarhus told the Daily Mail (sorry) the following:

‘It’s part of an art installation in our toilets. I’ve put up images of famous porn stars in the toilets and with visual art you also need some kind of audio piece to integrate everything.

‘We want to have at least 50-60 hours of audio from porn films. Basically sounds from the world of porn

‘But we don’t want the sound to be the same woman screaming all the time or for the audio to be looped, that’s why we need someone to watch as much porn as possible and edit the sound from the film.’

‘Of course, there are a lot of strange people who have applied for the job. But we have gotten some serious responses as well, and we will start interviewing them shortly.’

‘The reason why I came up with this idea was that toilets at bars and nightclubs is the space where men and women talk truthfully to their friends.

‘I was once hiding in the women’s bathroom at a nightclub and I could not believe how dirtily they were talking. We are trying to mirror that image.’

‘It could be a man or a woman, we don’t care about the gender, but it ought to be someone with creative ideas on how to make this great.

‘It’s impossible to know how the person will react. It will definitely be challenging for the employee to come back to the real world.

‘Perhaps the trauma is part of the job. But on the other hand, a doctor probably looks at naked people a lot during a work day, and for them that’s just a normal thing.

The right applicant must be experienced at watching porn, of course, but also qualified as a researcher and sound editor.

How do I apply

Email [email protected] + it might be worth additionally talking on their Facebook page.

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