One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog
Just a feline canine little CatDog.
CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog!
Is it bad that I probably wouldn’t notice this because normally I’ve already bitten the head off within seconds
Reminds me of those Sporks you see
Why don’t they make these dipped in chocolate?
Even without the cookie the face of Peppa is questionable
Later found to be photoshopped back in 2014
Pot Noodle need to do this
Drop a bit of Whiskey & Lemon in and you’ve got a tasty hot toddy
Later removed from the shelves