What do you buy the Father that has everything?

What do you buy the father that has everything?

1) Fart Extinguisher

http://amzn.to/1rSLHib

Probably more likely to be useful for yourself rather than the person getting it

2) Bacon flavoured toothpaste

http://amzn.to/1tBI2QE or http://10ws.co/1yzP6Tp or http://10ws.co/1yzPcuc

Most men like Bacon, most men brush their teeth = perfect present

3) An Alcohol Fridge

http://amzn.to/1T8e5a8, http://amzn.to/1rSMwHF or http://10ws.co/1FPaPq2

4) 7 course meal at Michelin starred restaurant for two

http://10ws.co/1yzOHAv, http://10ws.co/1v0if4e or http://10ws.co/1FXpkZL

5) Personalised Hip Flask > http://amzn.to/1T8dt4v

6) Cards Against Humanity: UK edition

http://amzn.to/1vYRAf6

Just don’t pull this game out on Christmas day with your family all sat around

7) Indoor Skydiving for two

http://10ws.co/1FXkKdQ

No risk of turning into a pancake + amazing experience.

8) A decent pair of headphones > http://10ws.co/1pNakcA

9) Edwin Jagger Safety Razor – just like his grandfather would have used

http://amzn.to/1rY0ti0 & http://amzn.to/1I0ZibD

↪ and then this > http://amzn.to/1I0Z5FF

↪ or this cut throat razor set > http://amzn.to/1I0ZRSM

10) Bosch Laser Measure

http://amzn.to/1AW8ptR

11) Portable phone charger/battery > http://amzn.to/1KieEeG

12) A drone > http://amzn.to/1AW93Yf

13) A decent knife > http://amzn.to/1MjM3mN or http://amzn.to/1T8dQvQ

+ fire starter > http://amzn.to/1MjMc9K (will make him feel invisible)

p.s. don’t take this list too seriously, it’s just a few ideas of things we’ve seen and found useful/funny.