- Don't be a dick
- October 15, 2016
Chessington World of Adventurers are after a person that is willing
The only issue is you have to be willing to have a love for bamboo….
” This spring we are looking for those in need of a fresh adventure, willing to take on the bear necessities of life and help us create complete pandamonium at the resort.
To be part of this bamboozling opportunity, applicants must be able to sit around and act lazy for the majority of the day, have their every need pandered to, have a keen interest in wildlife and enjoy being admired for several hours a day.”
A Chessington World of Adventures spokesman said:
“The cryptic job opportunity is to search for people to become our Pandas…arguably the greatest job in the world.
“These people will then take part in the new Pandamonium show coming to the resort this Spring.”